Well I lost my only wisdom tooth :(

It was some day that started at 8:00 in the morning yesterday.

The doctor came into the room and suggested I use sedation to have the tooth removed. He suggested that it would be a wonderful experience where he would be able to give me commands and I would be able to follow them. Something about this dont seem right. All I need is to have this guy tell me to act out "Im a little tea pot" and post it on you tube!!!

I opted to be awake despite how painful it was to experience this guy cracking the tooth out of my jawline.

I tell you its not an experience I never want to live through again.

I went with my Birdy, Cyn and Amanda and they helped a great deal. I got a bit funny because of the pain killers and they were there to laugh at my corny jokes!!!

The pros:

Lots of back rub from the Birdy!

Hard drugs! Its interesting going back to work on codine the customers are so much fun and my answers to their questions are even funnier!!!

For instance...

question : "Do you guys sell paper?"

Answer : "Paper?"

I say this as im standing in front of the 28 ft section with the huge sign that says paper lol.

Anyways jut wanted to keep you all up to date! Im going to go back to the drugs and the birdy!

Annette tried out her amateur film making skills by filming a documentary on the new happening band burning up the charts called THE NEON TEMPLES.

Here is the list of ingredients:

1) First add two rocking backup dudes

2) A bit of assorted alcohol and pretzels

3) A couple of candles and cigarette butts

4) An attractive lead vocalist that carries the band

5) Two guys that know #4 is true

6) One quart camcorder

7) A collective 560 lbs of rock

Now you got yourself a rocumentary!

All we had to do is push record and the magic happened!

All we have to do is submit our masterpiece to MTV and we are set!

So keep your eyes out for us we should be hitting up the next real world soon!!

Here is a preview!!!

This is the movie that started it all like Michael Jackson's Thriller!!!!

Here is the the world premier of the NEON TEMPLES!!!

Love Johnny and Annette.

Mood:  happy

Father Farrell was a very interesting priest. Annette and I never really met a priest that cursed and told stories of wedding fraud. There is a first for everything.

Here are the things we have learned so far:

1) We have to go through an investigation of baptism - This will send out a search within the archives of Jesus followers globally in effort to find out if we have been married before. We got that one under control and thank God they don't check our credit!

2) They are going to check the authenticity of our baptism certificates. As if anyone on this Earth would fake one. If I were to fake something it would be green papers with presidents on them.

3) "The old school way" He just plain out asked us. I find this method to be the most practical, economical, and time bound. Besides, if I were to cheat the all holy sacrament of marriage and the Catholic Church a simple warning like "your going to burn in hell if you’re lying" would be sufficient.

Then he pulled out his holy date book of the church and opened to February. He flipped untill he found his way to the page with the big 7 on it. To his surprise we have already been penciled in for our big day with God! He asked us a question that brought about a look of great confusion on our face.

"Do you want a mass or ceremony?"

"Um .... Don't you get both? Which one is equal to the super size or king-size meal?

The fact that we were obviously clueless as to the difference prompted the ill fated question that so many betrothed couples fear.

"So when was the last time you went to church?"

The sweat on my newly shaven head and a few collar pulls sent the message to our priest to press on with more casual catholic friendly questions.

Well we had our names and address put into the book which happened to be the same information (hehe) and we were on our way with another wedding planning day under our belt!

p.s. here is a pic of the man that made it all possible:

http://www.gerritsenbeach.net/wp-content/uploads/amd_father_farrell.jpg

Please post some comments people! lol Lets all have fun with this!

Mood:  suave

sweetheart

We want to welcome you to our wonderful site. Use this site to follow our progress with our wedding and give comments and ideas for us so we can create a beautiful interactive wedding!

Thanks and love you all!

So far this is where we are at:

Date: 02/07/2009

CHURCH : RESURRECTION CHURCH
RECEPTION: ISLAND CHATEAU
DJ: PLATNUM ENTERTAINMENT

Still out there looking for photos, videos, and limos.

Well get back to ya soon with more info!!!

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